the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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