Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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