I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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