She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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