Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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