he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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