Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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