I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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