I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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