Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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