we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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