i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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