I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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