You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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