But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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