Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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