I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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