You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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