Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
