i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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