spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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