did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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