what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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