she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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