You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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