Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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