hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
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