How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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