spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
