I think scott just propositioned me for sex
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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