Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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