i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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