Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
There are leaves in my underwear?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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