Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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