She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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