Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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