she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
All the doctor said was why
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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