Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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