you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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