I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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