My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Found your dick twin last night
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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