Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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