i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Randomize
