Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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