i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
