We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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