Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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