Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
These tits shall not be calmed
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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