it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
are you so shy because you have an std?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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