i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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