I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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